Hotter Than A Hoochie Coochie Men's T-Shirt

Name: Hotter Than A Hoochie Coochie Men's T-Shirt
Brand: COMBAT IRON APPAREL™
SKU: GRA|HOTT|S|PIN|8220
Price: 30.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Retail price $30.99

Member price $27.89

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SIZE

2XL

3XL

COLOR — PINK

PINK

MILITARY GREEN

TAHITI BLUE

Everybody loves a Hoochie Coochie

This shirt ain’t for choir boys or climate-controlled cowards. Inspired by swamp-ass weather and backwoods bangers, the Hotter Than A Hoochie Coochie tee brings the heat with crude humor and a fit that’s all gas, no sag.

BUILT TO PERFORM. DESIGNED TO OFFEND.
Printed in-house by our unapologetic Georgia crew, this tee’s made from a breathable pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend that feels broken-in from the first wear but tough enough to survive beer spills, bad ideas, and BBQ sauce.

Whether you're day-drinking in a kiddie pool or raising hell at a mud bog, this shirt is your wingman.

FEATURES:

Pre-shrunk 60/40 cotton-poly blend — soft feel, built tough
Athletic tapered fit — hugs where it should, breathes where it counts
Tagless neck — no itch, no excuses
Combat Iron® Custom Graphic Edition

Material: Durable 60/40 Cotton-Polyester blend for all-day comfort

Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Keeps its shape and design print

Athletic Tapered Sleeves: Tailored fit without the extra bulk

No-Sag Collar: Retains its shape and fit over time

Tagless Comfort: Custom printed size label for zero itch

Care Instructions: Avoid ironing or bleaching to maintain quality

CMBT's fulfillment facility is located on site with our production team in Gainesville, GA. Currently fulfillment is taking an average of 3-5 Business Days to pick, pack and exchange to delivery company. You will receive a notification once it has been fulfilled via email.

Combat Iron Hours Of Operation: Tues-Fri | 0700-1600

*All packages are delivered per USPS and UPS.
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EXCHANGES

Wrong Size? Wrong Color? No worries! We offer an easy to use, fully online platform that assists you in this process.

As long as all products are returned/exchanged within 30 days of purchase date damage free with any rips, stains, deodarant markings, wear marks, pet hair, sprays and unwashed.

*All Clearance/Sale Items are final. No returns/exchanges allowed on these products due to final sale/low inventory

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Hotter Than A Hoochie Coochie Men's T-Shirt

$30.99

S / PINK S / MILITARY GREEN S / TAHITI BLUE M / PINK M / MILITARY GREEN M / TAHITI BLUE L / PINK L / MILITARY GREEN L / TAHITI BLUE XL / PINK XL / MILITARY GREEN XL / TAHITI BLUE 2XL / PINK 2XL / MILITARY GREEN 2XL / TAHITI BLUE 3XL / PINK 3XL / MILITARY GREEN 3XL / TAHITI BLUE

VETERAN DESIGNED. ATHLETE TESTED.

NO SAG, NO PULL COLLAR

ATHLETIC TAPPER FIT

Our tees are made from the highly requested 60/40 cotton/poly premium blend, with enough stretch to move wherever you do. No scratchy feel, no box style fit—a perfect slight athletic taper with straight-up comfort that’ll keep you wearing them over and over.

We always recommending sizing up if you are concerned but if you want it to fit right, check the size chart listed near the sizing selector. We don’t want you out there looking like a busted can of biscuits or swimming in a tent. And if you screw it up, we’ve got your back with easy exchanges. No whining, just swapping out for a new size. Easy shopping for everybody.

Nobody has time for that post-laundry disappointment that comes with tee's that shrink. Our shirts are pre-shrunk, so they stay looking just as solid after wash #50 as they did on day one. Just toss ‘em in cold and tumble dry low to keep looking brand new. With long term continuous wear and wash, the fabric will shrink slightly same as all other materials we wear.

Wash it cold, tumble dry low, and don’t bleach it unless you’re going for that DIY look.

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars

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Total 5 star reviews: 5.7k Total 4 star reviews: 229 Total 3 star reviews: 44 Total 2 star reviews: 9 Total 1 star reviews: 20

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