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Don't Be A Twatsicle Men's T-Shirt

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Yeah, don't be one of those twatsicles...

Designed and printed by us on a soft, athletic tapper tee to ensure comfort without compromise. Breathable, pre-shrunk, and ready to take a beating, it’s perfect whether you’re busting your ass in the gym or kicking back with a cold one. Easy to wash, No box cut, No fluff, No BS—just a well-designed tee that feels good and fits even better.

  • Athletic Style Tapered Fit
  • Soft Cotton/Poly Blend
  • No Sag Collar Design
  • Machine Wash/Dry
  • Printed & Shipped from GA

VETERAN DESIGNED. ATHLETE TESTED. MADE FOR ALL.

  • Material: Durable 60/40 Cotton-Polyester blend for all-day comfort

  • Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Keeps its shape and design print

  • Athletic Tapered Sleeves: Tailored fit without the extra bulk

  • No-Sag Collar: Retains its shape and fit over time

  • Tagless Comfort: Custom printed size label for zero itch

  • Care Instructions: Avoid ironing or bleaching to maintain quality

CMBT's fulfillment facility is located on site with our production team in Gainesville, GA. Currently fulfillment is taking an average of 3-5 Business Days to pick, pack and exchange to delivery company. You will receive a notification once it has been fulfilled via email.

Combat Iron Hours Of Operation: Tues-Fri | 0700-1600

*All packages are delivered per USPS and UPS.
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Wrong Size? Wrong Color? No worries! We offer an easy to use, fully online platform that assists you in this process.

As long as all products are returned/exchanged within 30 days of purchase date damage free with any rips, stains, deodarant markings, wear marks, pet hair, sprays and unwashed.

*All Clearance/Sale Items are final. No returns/exchanges allowed on these products due to final sale/low inventory

Don't Be A Twatsicle Men's T-Shirt

$29.99
S / BLACK M / BLACK L / BLACK XL / BLACK 2XL / BLACK 3XL / BLACK

VETERAN DESIGNED. ATHLETE TESTED.

NO SAG, NO PULL COLLAR

ATHLETIC TAPPER FIT

Our tees are made from the highly requested 60/40 cotton/poly premium blend, with enough stretch to move wherever you do. No scratchy feel, no box style fit—a perfect slight athletic taper with straight-up comfort that’ll keep you wearing them over and over.

We always recommending sizing up if you are concerned but if you want it to fit right, check the size chart listed near the sizing selector. We don’t want you out there looking like a busted can of biscuits or swimming in a tent. And if you screw it up, we’ve got your back with easy exchanges. No whining, just swapping out for a new size. Easy shopping for everybody.

Nobody has time for that post-laundry disappointment that comes with tee's that shrink. Our shirts are pre-shrunk, so they stay looking just as solid after wash #50 as they did on day one. Just toss ‘em in cold and tumble dry low to keep looking brand new. With long term continuous wear and wash, the fabric will shrink slightly same as all other materials we wear.

Wash it cold, tumble dry low, and don’t bleach it unless you’re going for that DIY look.

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
Based on 6,175 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 5.8k Total 4 star reviews: 251 Total 3 star reviews: 57 Total 2 star reviews: 15 Total 1 star reviews: 30
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    Robert
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    If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull Men's T-Shirt XL / MILITARY GREEN
    I recommend this product
    Usual Size XL
    Size Purchased XL
    Fit True to Size
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Feb 10, 2025
    The most comfortable shirt!

    Hands down the most comfortable Tshirt I own! I hate washing it because it means I can't wear it!

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    Robert C.
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    If Genders Confuse You, Go Milk a Bull Men's T-Shirt XL / MILITARY GREEN
    I recommend this product
    Usual Size XL
    Size Purchased XL
    Fit True to Size
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Feb 10, 2025
    The most comfortable

    Hands down the most comfortable Tshirt I own. I almost hate washing it because it means I'm not wearing it!

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    Usual Size L
    Size Purchased L
    Fit True to Size
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Feb 9, 2025
    Great basic tees

    I’m a simple guy and usually where basic tees and these are perfect packs. Great quality, very happy with my purchase

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    I recommend this product
    Usual Size XL
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    Fit True to Size
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
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    Loved it

    Fits great, comfortable fabric true to size.

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    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Feb 5, 2025
    Great Message

    So as soon as I got my shirt in the mail I redressed and put it on. Snapped this picture and got a few recruits within hours. Wore it to work and got a few more compliments including one from a law enforcement official who wasn't in uniform. I love mine!! Will definitely be a repeat customer!!

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