Men's Mesh Hoochie Daddy Shorts | 5"
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MEN’S HOOCHIE DADDY MESH SHORTS
BUILT BY MEN WHO LIFT, FOR MEN WHO DON’T HIDE THEIR LEGS.
These ain’t your little brother’s gym shorts. These are Hoochie Daddies—cut short, made tough, and designed to let the thighs talk. If the name makes you squirm, go buy something with cargo pockets. But if you’ve got the quads to back it up, it’s time to let 'em breathe.
Engineered with double-lined mesh for comfort and airflow, these shorts ride that perfect line between athletic and downright dangerous. Perfect for training, lounging, or stealing stares at gas stations.
FEATURES THAT ACTUALLY MATTER:
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Double-Lined Mesh – Soft as hell, breathable as sin. No stick, no see-through.
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Split-Leg Side Cut – Squat deep. Step wide. Never bunches up on you.
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Three Deep Pockets – Room for keys, wallet, and whatever else you’re packin’.
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Front-Exit Drawstring – Keeps your fit locked in. No mid-set slip-ups.
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Stretch Waistband – Snug where it should be, chill where it counts.
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Built to Outlast Bullsh*t – Preshrunk and tough as hell. Wash, wear, repeat.
These shorts do more than just cover your ass—they turn heads, start conversations, and let everyone know leg day ain’t just a rumor.
THE MOST COMFORTABLE MESH SHORTS ON THE MARKET
- 100% FLEX POLYESTER
- DOUBLE LINED
- TWO FRONT POCKET, 1 REAR
- CMBT CUSTOM DRAWSTRINGS
- MATCHING COLOR INNER POCKET
- STRETCHABLE WAISTBAND
CMBT's fulfillment facility is located on site with our production team in Gainesville, GA. Currently fulfillment is taking an average of 3-5 Business Days to pick, pack and exchange to delivery company. You will receive a notification once it has been fulfilled via email.
* ORDERS PLACED ON WEEKEND WILL BE ACCEPTED AND PROCESSED ON MONDAY
Combat Iron Hours Of Operation: Tues-Fri | 0700-1600
*All packages are delivered per USPS and UPS.
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OUR GOAL IS FOR OUR CUSTOMERS TO STAY PERFORMING THEIR BEST WHILE LOOKING GREAT DOING IT.
Wrong Size? Wrong Color? No worries! We offer an easy to use, fully online platform that assists you in this process.
As long as all products are returned/exchanged within 30 days of purchase date damage free with any rips, stains, deodarant markings, wear marks, pet hair, sprays and unwashed.
*All Clearance/Sale Items are final. No returns/exchanges allowed on these products due to final sale/low inventory
