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Fluent In Foul Language and Tiddies Men's T-Shirt
VETERAN DESIGNED. ATHLETE TESTED.
NO SAG, NO PULL COLLAR
ATHLETIC TAPPER FIT
Our tees are made from the highly requested 60/40 cotton/poly premium blend, with enough stretch to move wherever you do. No scratchy feel, no box style fit—a perfect slight athletic taper with straight-up comfort that’ll keep you wearing them over and over.
We always recommending sizing up if you are concerned but if you want it to fit right, check the size chart listed near the sizing selector. We don’t want you out there looking like a busted can of biscuits or swimming in a tent. And if you screw it up, we’ve got your back with easy exchanges. No whining, just swapping out for a new size. Easy shopping for everybody.
Nobody has time for that post-laundry disappointment that comes with tee's that shrink. Our shirts are pre-shrunk, so they stay looking just as solid after wash #50 as they did on day one. Just toss ‘em in cold and tumble dry low to keep looking brand new. With long term continuous wear and wash, the fabric will shrink slightly same as all other materials we wear.
Wash it cold, tumble dry low, and don’t bleach it unless you’re going for that DIY look.
Didn’t get it right? No sweat. We’ll take it back within 30 days unused/unworn-unless it looks like you used it to clean your truck or wipe your dog.
- JOjamie o.Verified BuyerReviewingAddicted to Iron V3 Training Men's T-Shirt 2XL / BLACKI recommend this productUsual Size 2XLSize Purchased 2XLFit True to SizeRated 5 out of 5 starsDec 20, 2024Very pleased!
I'm 6'3" 245lbs I have a hard time finding shirts that are long enough. Most shrink and I'm unable to wear again after washing. But the 2xl I ordered fit great and didn't shrink. It is now my favorite shirt I will definitely be ordering more!
Was this helpful? - DWDarren W.Verified BuyerReviewingDo Milfs. Not Drugs. Men's T-Shirt L / BLACKI recommend this productUsual Size LSize Purchased LFit True to SizeRated 5 out of 5 starsDec 20, 2024Milfs > Drugs
Love this shirt. Fits great and get a lot of laughs from it! Good conversation starter and depending on who you’re conversing with it usually ends up with doing both. So it’s a win win!
Was this helpful? - JRJay R.Verified BuyerReviewingTread On These Nuts Patriotic Men's T-ShirtI recommend this productUsual Size MSize Purchased MFit True to SizeRated 5 out of 5 starsDec 20, 2024These nuts
Gets people attention. I love the design. Keep them coming! Flexing hard with this tee
Was this helpful? - BWBrian W.Verified BuyerReviewingShoot Your Local Pedos Men's T-Shirt 3XL / BLACKI recommend this productUsual Size 3XLSize Purchased 3XLFit True to SizeRated 5 out of 5 starsDec 16, 2024Perfect shirt
Every time I go out to the bar or on a date I wear a shirt from you guys. I’m constantly getting compliments and always feel good wearing them. I’m a bigger guy but the way the shirts fit help me look and feel great. 10/10
Was this helpful? - JLJacob L.Verified BuyerReviewingOriginal Motto: Lift Heavy. Move Fast. Stay Deadly. Men's T-Shirt M / BLACKI recommend this productUsual Size MSize Purchased MFit True to SizeRated 5 out of 5 starsDec 16, 2024Increase your strength with this one simple trick!
Great fit and comfortable,
Will need to hit the gym more to fight off the aunties.
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